Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[baranduyn.livejournal.com]

I'll take a wild guess and assume you're referring to the Mother of All Bints mentioned over on c_s. I mean 'mentioned' in the sense of 'bewailing such things exist and expect to be interacted with'.

Just be grateful you're fairly young and British, else you might have worked on my late mother's divorce which went on for nearly a year, generated a stack of documents literally a foot and a half thick (American measurement, like all of my people I'm pants at metric), caused two established divorce lawyers to give up and switch back to criminal law because it was easier than dealing with my mother and was fought over assets totalling less than forty thousand dollars.

She hated men. My sisters and I have no idea how we were conceived, except we think Dad snuck up on Mom while she was sleeping and she didn't notice. I used to think she was allergic to testosterone, but she possessed so much herself I now think she was simply resentful of anyone who had some and wouldn't give it to her.

The only comfort I could give the poor attorneys who were expected to make my father's alleged fortune appear rather like a rabbit out of a hat is that the woman never had an orgasm in her life. I'm pretty sure Mother Bint over there is the same. Maybe she's a psychic vampire, but instead of taking your life essence she just took some of your testosterone.

No matter what, she'll never have a dick. In any way.

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

If your masculinity requires you to do things you don't like, let it stay in tatters. I much prefer happy people to stereotypical ones ;)

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Awwww. If it's any consolation, I knew you were a guy. I even snorted a little when I read the comments in your other post.

Would it help you feel better if I hit on you or something?

Ahem. "Hey baby, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

That brings up a question. Is it flattering when women hit on gay guys, or do you just not care?

[shunaria.livejournal.com]

My masculinity died sometime around the age of sixteen, to be replaced with a comfortable geek androgyny. It makes me happy.

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

*cough*


I thought you were a woman, too, for about your first three posts on c_s, but then I figured it out.

[sethgraham.livejournal.com]

I sympathize. I would much rather stay inside with a good book than go out and play football, or whatever else is considered masculine today.

[chris-baby.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to burp savagely and then laugh with teh amusement.

Meh. Who needs masculinity when you got the looks, baby.

PS. I'm just an innocent lurker, originally from c_s, but you may be in my browser by now. Because you make me laugh more than my ex, and I stuck with him for 3 years. Love the snark.

Cheers!

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Somehow I feel that the drinking bit isn't going to be a hardship for you . . . until you remember that the traditional english male drink is warm beer! TEHEHEHEHEHE! Don't forget the pickles and pork rinds. And to fart - you've got to fart. I could so help you with this!!

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

*laughing* well if it makes you feel any better, i did have you pegged right. ;)

granted, it reminds me of a situation i had a long time ago on a well-loved message board where it genuinely surprised a number of people i'd been speaking to regularly to discover i was female. i was quite baffled. granted, it was all geek, all the time so blinders were probably firmly in place.