Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[linamishima.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with a warm ale! Just as long as it's a brew that takes well to being warm.

Your typical beer is better chilled, certainly.

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I suspect I've just regained those lesbian credentials lost through being pants at pool, haven't I?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

You stole my masculinity! Thief! Thief!