Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

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[chris-baby.livejournal.com]

*groan* I forgot to find bodily functions amusing.

*iz bewildered* You must NEVER forget that if you want your masculinity to be at all credible! Focus!

I'm going to make a t-shirt of that "I'm not masculine but I'm HOT!"

Heh. It is very well combined with that "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is". Which do you consider more of an "office shirt"? Hee.

There can never be too much snark.

Show that smirk proudly! I always do.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Aie, I'm, just no good at this.

I think the best office shirt is "so many men, so few can afford me."