Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[sethgraham.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'm terrified of power tools. I'm not the most coordinated guy ever, and I'm certain I'd lose limbs if I took up power tools.


Well, I'm not quite as appreciative of the male body as you are, so I don't really get my kicks from guys in shorts and speedos. I do have to say I'm a huge fan of soccer, and I love watching it on tv.