Ok... because it apparently is not entirely obvious

[sparkindarkness]

I am a guy - male, that is.

Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

It's broken, we get to replace it :)

I find an axe can do anything including laundry. You go, find someone who can perform said task, threaten them with the axe. Task is performed. Can there be a more useful tool?

[tinimaus.livejournal.com]

Your reasoning is fantastic. You must be a devil in the courtroom.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you