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I am a guy - male, that is.
Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*
Now I must go dress terribly, watch some sport and get drunk to reaffirm my poor tattered masculinity *nurses masculinity*
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Date: 2006-04-20 04:12 pm (UTC)Just be grateful you're fairly young and British, else you might have worked on my late mother's divorce which went on for nearly a year, generated a stack of documents literally a foot and a half thick (American measurement, like all of my people I'm pants at metric), caused two established divorce lawyers to give up and switch back to criminal law because it was easier than dealing with my mother and was fought over assets totalling less than forty thousand dollars.
She hated men. My sisters and I have no idea how we were conceived, except we think Dad snuck up on Mom while she was sleeping and she didn't notice. I used to think she was allergic to testosterone, but she possessed so much herself I now think she was simply resentful of anyone who had some and wouldn't give it to her.
The only comfort I could give the poor attorneys who were expected to make my father's alleged fortune appear rather like a rabbit out of a hat is that the woman never had an orgasm in her life. I'm pretty sure Mother Bint over there is the same. Maybe she's a psychic vampire, but instead of taking your life essence she just took some of your testosterone.
No matter what, she'll never have a dick. In any way.
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Date: 2006-04-21 08:55 am (UTC)*shudder* your mother sounds... classic. There is a reason lawyers are well paid.
Oh gods, I have wonderful mental images of the stealth conception now... with a deamon that steals and devours testosterone.
I think that is mother bint's problem as well - has lived for 50 years without a single orgasm