*growl*

[sparkindarkness]

I now have metallic gold streaks in my hair...

And even I, and a team of trained historians couldn't tell you when the firm indignant, nay, furious "no" became "alright then".

He could teach Machaevelli some tricks.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::grins evilly:: Sometime around the second or third orgasm perhaps??

::hehheheheheh::

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, this actually seems highly likely. That is so definitely unfair pressure.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::cracks up laughing:: Oh yes . . definitely bribery and corruption! How totally awful for you!!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

alas, I must somehow force myself to endure this...

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

You really should report such terrible abuse to someone so they can make it stop . . . you shouldn't have to suffer like that - there are people who can help you know. ::grins::

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

There are? Gods no!! *hides from the wonderfully helpful people*

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Gee . . . spoilt, pampered and adored - you know, you deserve better than that! I know it's hard to break out of the cycle, but you can do it, if only you'll come out of hiding and let the nice people help you . . . .

::grins:: So, how are the gold streaks working out for you? And when do we get to see them? ::is nosey::

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

But I like my cycle... *clings happily to cycle*

They come near me, and I have an axe *hefts huge double handed, double headed battle axe that would give a viking a hernia* Ok, maybe a smaller axe...

The gold streaks are fading to glitter now, thankfully, but they did work. Just glad they're incredibly temporary. Of course, boyfriend went over the top and his hairs metallic silver with metallic gold streaks. And it's not washing off easily. I will mock him.

I have no camera, no scanner and some witch-hunter inclined neighbours, so no real way of putting pics on journal.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::grins:: You really are fun, you know that?

::pretends to sigh:: Oh, okay then! You can stay with your loving, adoring, probably totally gorgeous boyfriend if you really must - you just can't help some people!

(Uh, why would witch hunter neighbours mind you taking photos to put on your livejournal? I mean I know the scanner and camera thing is a problem . . . but what have your neighbours got to do with it apart from sounding like total bigots?)

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I try always to be and have massive fun, surely 'tis the meaning of life?

*sighs in relief* I intend to - though you forgot "sadistic torment," and "completely insane" from my bf's descriptions. And he is gorgeous (*grin*) but weirdly enough TECHNICALLY not my type - except he is, because he's him, but if he wasn't him I'd probably indulge in brief staring then move on. Weird, I like HIM but not anyone who LOOKS like him who ISN'T him. Hmmm, Maybe the insane descriptor could apply to me as well.

Nay, the problem I see with UTTERLY unreasonable paranoia is should any of my puritanical neighbours (they're devout in that condemnatory way) manage to find this journal (unlikely I know) they would then know far more about me than I am happy with - bad enough they all went mad when I held a Sabbat in the back garden (though I told them to bugger off - private property and religious freedom and all)

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if you could bottle that attitude, you'd make millions - I, for one, would buy a lifetimes supply. ::hugs you just cos I can::

Nah . . makes sense to me - he's your type because he's him, anyone else who resembles him isn't your type because they're *not* him . . and really, he's so wonderful (I'm extrapolating and presuming) that no one else can compete anyway, so why waste your time being attracted to them. ::heehehehe - are we confused now?::

Heh . . . religous bigots . . you want I should hurt them? (Mmmm . .. . so not a good Christian attitude that) I mean, I'm Christian, but I have absolutely no objection to you not being - heck, come on over and hold Sabbat in my back yard if ya want . . . I'd even be happy to join in (I'm like that). I'm of the opinion that being a Christian bigot is much worse than having no faith at all.

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Aha! A business opportunity - I need an attitude extractor... umm... and condenser too. *hugs back* it is the BEST way to live.

Yup - but I do like guys who ARE my type - which looks nothing like him. Makes him paranoid, which is always a good thing. And he's usually wonderful *admitted grudgingly* *is tackled by annoyance reading over shoulder - No.101 of irritating habits*

Bigots of any stripe are annoying - including the pagan ones. If I ask you to hurt them it hurts my karma... otherwise I'd be talking to them with an axe by now. A big axe. I think we should just pity them - they miss a lot of good stuff in life because they're so unwilling to try.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::sighs happily:: Are you this upbeat in real life? Cos if you are, then I wish it was contagious and that I could spend some time catching it off you ::grins::

::whaps your boyfriend's nose:: Don't be nosey! We're having a private conversation about how wonderful you are and it's none of your business.

::thinks:: You know, I don't have a type - unless it's beautiful, male, and gay . . which is unfortunate because I have one too many X chromosomes for pretty gay men to be interested in me (is it perverse to suddenly want to be a gay man?)

YEah, I figured you wouldn't let me hurt them cos of the bad vibes . . . do you think it would hurt my karma if I satisfied myself by just *thinking* about it?

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I am this upbeat in real life but hide it behind a cool and cynical demeanor because bouncy happiness is soooo uncool. But yes, it is my philosophy and I live by it - guess I'm blessed, but I intend to enjoy life, no matter how crappy it can be.

I'm afraid the BF thinks the word "private" merely means "interesting." But I'll whap his nose too.

Oh, that is definitely a type I support, but I like dark, latin men who are much taller than me. Not short, pale, pretty blond boys with blue eyes.

Thinking about it's Ok - ye canna help you're thoughts. If it is bad then I'm in for one uber-nasty backlash.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Oh, well of course . . . can't be seen to be actually enjoying life! ::droll tone:: But I hate to tell you this, but I think your demeanor is slipping, because I managed to figure out you were happy and upbeat ::helps you tidy away your bounciness so it's out of sight::

Mmm, maybe you'd have a better reaction if you kissed his nose instead . . . might be more fun anyway.

Mmmm . . dark latin men . . . mmmm . . . pale pretty boys . . . Whoa! Down, hormones! Down! Down girls! ::pouts:: Still have too many x chromosomes.

I'm glad I don't get bad thoughts held against me . . . because last night I dreamt I was suffocating my next door neighbour by holding her head under the snow (and I *like* my neighbour).

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm allowed to be bouncy on the net! In the same way I can be openly gay and pagan - because if anyone objects to any of the above there's not much they can do about it - net=hassle free.

I'll whap it first then kiss it to confuse him.

Both are perfectly lucious though, I'm sure there's plenty of straight ones out there (gods know I've ran into plenty)

That's caprice compared to what I've done in my head to my neighbours - I content myself to signing them up to every mailing list in the known world and watch the post man stagger in with a hernia under the weight of rubbish.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::looks horrified:: But your image! Think of your image! You must maintain the facade of cynical coolness at all times!

Use a newspaper. . . more chance of things getting kinky that way. (Bad puppy . . . er boyfriend ::WHAP:: DOWN boy! Er . . . I mean UP boy!)

The sad thing is, I probably wouldn't be attracted to the straight ones (I am a sad sad person).

Oh, and the mailing list thing? Evil. Pure evil. But very clever!