*growl*

[sparkindarkness]

I now have metallic gold streaks in my hair...

And even I, and a team of trained historians couldn't tell you when the firm indignant, nay, furious "no" became "alright then".

He could teach Machaevelli some tricks.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::looks horrified:: But your image! Think of your image! You must maintain the facade of cynical coolness at all times!

Use a newspaper. . . more chance of things getting kinky that way. (Bad puppy . . . er boyfriend ::WHAP:: DOWN boy! Er . . . I mean UP boy!)

The sad thing is, I probably wouldn't be attracted to the straight ones (I am a sad sad person).

Oh, and the mailing list thing? Evil. Pure evil. But very clever!