*growl*

[sparkindarkness]

I now have metallic gold streaks in my hair...

And even I, and a team of trained historians couldn't tell you when the firm indignant, nay, furious "no" became "alright then".

He could teach Machaevelli some tricks.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

Oh, well of course . . . can't be seen to be actually enjoying life! ::droll tone:: But I hate to tell you this, but I think your demeanor is slipping, because I managed to figure out you were happy and upbeat ::helps you tidy away your bounciness so it's out of sight::

Mmm, maybe you'd have a better reaction if you kissed his nose instead . . . might be more fun anyway.

Mmmm . . dark latin men . . . mmmm . . . pale pretty boys . . . Whoa! Down, hormones! Down! Down girls! ::pouts:: Still have too many x chromosomes.

I'm glad I don't get bad thoughts held against me . . . because last night I dreamt I was suffocating my next door neighbour by holding her head under the snow (and I *like* my neighbour).

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[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I'm allowed to be bouncy on the net! In the same way I can be openly gay and pagan - because if anyone objects to any of the above there's not much they can do about it - net=hassle free.

I'll whap it first then kiss it to confuse him.

Both are perfectly lucious though, I'm sure there's plenty of straight ones out there (gods know I've ran into plenty)

That's caprice compared to what I've done in my head to my neighbours - I content myself to signing them up to every mailing list in the known world and watch the post man stagger in with a hernia under the weight of rubbish.

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[meridae.livejournal.com]

::looks horrified:: But your image! Think of your image! You must maintain the facade of cynical coolness at all times!

Use a newspaper. . . more chance of things getting kinky that way. (Bad puppy . . . er boyfriend ::WHAP:: DOWN boy! Er . . . I mean UP boy!)

The sad thing is, I probably wouldn't be attracted to the straight ones (I am a sad sad person).

Oh, and the mailing list thing? Evil. Pure evil. But very clever!