Something else I'm getting severely pissed at

[sparkindarkness]

MY bloody spellchecker.

Alright, it catches most of my appauling typos caused by mind and hands moving way too fast for the keyboard or rational spelling to keep up. And yes it is chocked full of weird words like Chiminage that no rational spellchecker should really contain.

But does it have to be so bloody puritanical?

If I've made a typo in the word 'sex' or 'fuck' correct it please. No, I did not mean to type 'six' and you bloody well know it! Look, there's nothing else it CAN be - if I've typed the word 'fuick' it clearly screams 'oops pushed the u as well' I mean it's right next to the I on the keyboard. It does NOT mean I want to type flick. Or Quick. I mean c'mon what kind of lousy spelling makes you write 'quick' as 'fuick'? And a leper typest missing several essential digits isn't going to get it that wrong.

Damn spellchecker's oppressing me.

Comments

Re: *falls over laughing*

[home-of-usher.livejournal.com]

hehhe umm I dunno. a Funny, or fruity Fuck? *babbles Fuick* Course to me it sounds like foo-wick.

Re: *falls over laughing*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

The word fuick (pronounced foo-ick) is now entered into the English language. Meaning can come later (if zig-a-zig-ah made it into Oxford English dictionary, anything can)

I suggest a meaning of 'expletive suggesting exhausted exasperation - such as having finished a long and tiring task and then realising something is wrong with it 'oh fuick'.