Celebration of Pornography week

[sparkindarkness]

Well, Pope Bush *cough* sorry, President Bush is continuing his moral crusade agaisnt all things that conflict with his oh-so-perfect morality

(beware the upcoming "Sexual conduct act" that forces sex to be between two people only, of opposite genders, after a lengthly marriage and abstinant court ship, solely for the production of children. in the dark, wearing as many clothes as is physically possible, preferably gingam and tweed, definitely no leather, vinyl or PVC, which will all be banned under the unnaccetable clothing act. Man on top, woman underneath. Both partners will endeavour to have as little fun as possible.)

Well, giogio has declared a pornography celebration week, not all porn is child porn. I am jumping in head first.

So I call to all my muses, regardless of plot arc, storyline or even vague possibility, sod it, regardless of PHYSICAL possibility, to shag, shag like you've never shagged before.

Rick: Seriously? Even if it doesn't fit?
Rhiannon: Even the technically dead?
Lex: Even women?
Twins: Twisted fetishes?
Andrea: Really twisted fetishes? Really?
Ethan: Even if it isn't supposed to happen for a really long time?
Ezrazel: Even celestial beings who were never intended to have sex at all?
Asharra: Even pairings over MASSIVELY different time periods and worlds?
Ghost: what about spirits?

Oh gods, I am so going to regret this. But... Yes. *hides*

Comments

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Jareth the Cultist: oo! Can I play?

Jarrod the Euthanatos: I hope you can keep the noise down, I'm trying to read.

Uriel the Avatar: If you discover how Ezrazel, drop me a note.

theKid: *not paying attention is off chasing butterflies*

Me!: hehehe this should be very interesting. a pity I can't try the same. but only ne of my characters seems up to the idea. Althought he might have enough um... Enthusiasm for the rest of em to make up for it. ;-P

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Nikita: Excellent - I know something for amplifying or deadening sound *jumps on Jareth* Hey, y'think we can brainwash Jarrod as well?

Ezrazel: I don't need a manual for that! Besides, ever since that bloody accuracy bill came through every time someone refers to good sex "as if a choir of angels were singing" I have to be there crying out hallelujah. Yeah, we're getting it amended right now. Now get your
winged body down here, I've got so much frustration to work off.

Rick: *calls some storm spirits* come down Kid, we got something way better than Butterflies down here

Ahrimadan: *wonders what the kid would taste like*

Mine are overflowing... *sigh* no sleep tonight methinks.

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Please, please, please remember to leave me comments with links to all stories you produce!

[phoenix-fawn6.livejournal.com]

Yes! I can't wait! Go muses go!
... but, uh, don't give the people in my head ideas, okay? 'cause I have no way of letting them out.

(Bush is a freakin' idiot, isn't he?)

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Ohho! Do I smell some sort of crossover universe warp comming on? *grabs helmet* bring it on!

Jareth: maybe, but no way in hell I am doin my bro. *squick Face* Whoever has a thing foor pale skinny guys can have him. Hey, did you remember to bring enough Lube? I got my bag o kink somewhere around here.

Jarrod: *is busy trying to find the Absinthe. has a feeling he's going to need it to endure this trial without setting someone on fire as soon as they say Sex.*

Uriel: *floats on down, grooming stormy gray ashen wings* It is undecided weather I am hermaphrodite or eunnuch. But I would be pleased to force the creator to decide.

theKid: *thinks it's a game of Hide n Seek. Vannishes giggling*

Me: bah! ferget him. he's still new and brainless.

*pats ya* maybe you can BF can play a little Role Playing and you can work up some inspiration. ;-)

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Definitely, I already have a couple in the works. I did post slash earlier this week, but it was before teh announcement.

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I should never have encouraged them. Never.

So... you're not going to take charge of a couple of randy muses for you to play with your voices for me?

Bush is the idiot's king. They hail him from across the world.

I'm still waiting for Gore to come out of a back room and the Senate to say "April Fools!"

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A helmet? *puts on full body padding* this could get messy...

Nikita: That sounds like someone for Rick... then again, I'm not ruling it out. *directs the truck to reverse into the drive* I THINK I got enough... And look, I have absinthe! And I have in no way added any drugs, herbs or dodgy magic spells to it. Honest.

Ezrazel:
Yeah, but he might decide on aesexual... anyway, we got mages, we can change.

Darren: New and brainless? You mean he's blond?

Rick: *thwaps Darren* too much like a kid in truth then. *sigh*

And don't give the b/f any ideas either! It's bad enough with the muses without him digging through the LARP and Cosplay box.

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*crawls down into bunker instead*

Jer: but Rick's allready got a broodmeister. *passes on the absinthe* N'thanks. Lost someone to that stuff. But hey, we could freeze it and make jello shots! Woohoo! Someone pass the flavored body oil!

Uriel: *smiles* this is true. Then what are we waiting for?

Me: LMAO! this is true! theKid is blonde! But yes. a little behind on the worldly events of the flesh. Whaddaya expect from a cherubim that just graduated?
Tell ya what tho, *G* you both could easily handle him. *points Jarrod's way* He may get cranky at first but his weaknesses is fingers through his hair and neck nibbles.

*Jarrod is too busy going through the cupboards with his bottle of finnish vodka*

Me again: lol. Ok I won't Hope you have a fun Samhain!

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It's safer in here... well... so I'm told.

Nikita: Yeah, I suppose he does but they've never said they're exclsuive, right? Absinthe shots! *freezes many alcohols into shots* What flavour? I got strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, raspberry,. blackberry, coffee, and um... Yorkshire Pudding for some reason.

Ezrazel: *charges Urile* who's waiting?

Darren: *sighs* blonds.

Ilatheril: Yo' Sith, you get the hair, I get the neck...

Sitharensor: This is slightly undignified... *sigh* the things OI do for politics *aims for Jarrod's hair*

Rick: The kid needs educating. I'm a good teacher...