Celebration of Pornography week
Oct. 29th, 2003 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessWell, Pope Bush *cough* sorry, President Bush is continuing his moral crusade agaisnt all things that conflict with his oh-so-perfect morality
(beware the upcoming "Sexual conduct act" that forces sex to be between two people only, of opposite genders, after a lengthly marriage and abstinant court ship, solely for the production of children. in the dark, wearing as many clothes as is physically possible, preferably gingam and tweed, definitely no leather, vinyl or PVC, which will all be banned under the unnaccetable clothing act. Man on top, woman underneath. Both partners will endeavour to have as little fun as possible.)
Well, giogio has declared a pornography celebration week, not all porn is child porn. I am jumping in head first.
So I call to all my muses, regardless of plot arc, storyline or even vague possibility, sod it, regardless of PHYSICAL possibility, to shag, shag like you've never shagged before.
Rick: Seriously? Even if it doesn't fit?
Rhiannon: Even the technically dead?
Lex: Even women?
Twins: Twisted fetishes?
Andrea: Really twisted fetishes? Really?
Ethan: Even if it isn't supposed to happen for a really long time?
Ezrazel: Even celestial beings who were never intended to have sex at all?
Asharra: Even pairings over MASSIVELY different time periods and worlds?
Ghost: what about spirits?
Oh gods, I am so going to regret this. But... Yes. *hides*
(beware the upcoming "Sexual conduct act" that forces sex to be between two people only, of opposite genders, after a lengthly marriage and abstinant court ship, solely for the production of children. in the dark, wearing as many clothes as is physically possible, preferably gingam and tweed, definitely no leather, vinyl or PVC, which will all be banned under the unnaccetable clothing act. Man on top, woman underneath. Both partners will endeavour to have as little fun as possible.)
Well, giogio has declared a pornography celebration week, not all porn is child porn. I am jumping in head first.
So I call to all my muses, regardless of plot arc, storyline or even vague possibility, sod it, regardless of PHYSICAL possibility, to shag, shag like you've never shagged before.
Rick: Seriously? Even if it doesn't fit?
Rhiannon: Even the technically dead?
Lex: Even women?
Twins: Twisted fetishes?
Andrea: Really twisted fetishes? Really?
Ethan: Even if it isn't supposed to happen for a really long time?
Ezrazel: Even celestial beings who were never intended to have sex at all?
Asharra: Even pairings over MASSIVELY different time periods and worlds?
Ghost: what about spirits?
Oh gods, I am so going to regret this. But... Yes. *hides*
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Date: 2003-10-30 12:53 am (UTC)... but, uh, don't give the people in my head ideas, okay? 'cause I have no way of letting them out.
(Bush is a freakin' idiot, isn't he?)
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Date: 2003-10-30 06:18 pm (UTC)So... you're not going to take charge of a couple of randy muses for you to play with your voices for me?
Bush is the idiot's king. They hail him from across the world.
I'm still waiting for Gore to come out of a back room and the Senate to say "April Fools!"