Celebration of Pornography week
Oct. 29th, 2003 10:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessWell, Pope Bush *cough* sorry, President Bush is continuing his moral crusade agaisnt all things that conflict with his oh-so-perfect morality
(beware the upcoming "Sexual conduct act" that forces sex to be between two people only, of opposite genders, after a lengthly marriage and abstinant court ship, solely for the production of children. in the dark, wearing as many clothes as is physically possible, preferably gingam and tweed, definitely no leather, vinyl or PVC, which will all be banned under the unnaccetable clothing act. Man on top, woman underneath. Both partners will endeavour to have as little fun as possible.)
Well, giogio has declared a pornography celebration week, not all porn is child porn. I am jumping in head first.
So I call to all my muses, regardless of plot arc, storyline or even vague possibility, sod it, regardless of PHYSICAL possibility, to shag, shag like you've never shagged before.
Rick: Seriously? Even if it doesn't fit?
Rhiannon: Even the technically dead?
Lex: Even women?
Twins: Twisted fetishes?
Andrea: Really twisted fetishes? Really?
Ethan: Even if it isn't supposed to happen for a really long time?
Ezrazel: Even celestial beings who were never intended to have sex at all?
Asharra: Even pairings over MASSIVELY different time periods and worlds?
Ghost: what about spirits?
Oh gods, I am so going to regret this. But... Yes. *hides*
(beware the upcoming "Sexual conduct act" that forces sex to be between two people only, of opposite genders, after a lengthly marriage and abstinant court ship, solely for the production of children. in the dark, wearing as many clothes as is physically possible, preferably gingam and tweed, definitely no leather, vinyl or PVC, which will all be banned under the unnaccetable clothing act. Man on top, woman underneath. Both partners will endeavour to have as little fun as possible.)
Well, giogio has declared a pornography celebration week, not all porn is child porn. I am jumping in head first.
So I call to all my muses, regardless of plot arc, storyline or even vague possibility, sod it, regardless of PHYSICAL possibility, to shag, shag like you've never shagged before.
Rick: Seriously? Even if it doesn't fit?
Rhiannon: Even the technically dead?
Lex: Even women?
Twins: Twisted fetishes?
Andrea: Really twisted fetishes? Really?
Ethan: Even if it isn't supposed to happen for a really long time?
Ezrazel: Even celestial beings who were never intended to have sex at all?
Asharra: Even pairings over MASSIVELY different time periods and worlds?
Ghost: what about spirits?
Oh gods, I am so going to regret this. But... Yes. *hides*
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Date: 2003-10-30 06:24 pm (UTC)Nikita: That sounds like someone for Rick... then again, I'm not ruling it out. *directs the truck to reverse into the drive* I THINK I got enough... And look, I have absinthe! And I have in no way added any drugs, herbs or dodgy magic spells to it. Honest.
Ezrazel:
Yeah, but he might decide on aesexual... anyway, we got mages, we can change.
Darren: New and brainless? You mean he's blond?
Rick: *thwaps Darren* too much like a kid in truth then. *sigh*
And don't give the b/f any ideas either! It's bad enough with the muses without him digging through the LARP and Cosplay box.
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Date: 2003-10-31 06:41 am (UTC)Jer: but Rick's allready got a broodmeister. *passes on the absinthe* N'thanks. Lost someone to that stuff. But hey, we could freeze it and make jello shots! Woohoo! Someone pass the flavored body oil!
Uriel: *smiles* this is true. Then what are we waiting for?
Me: LMAO! this is true! theKid is blonde! But yes. a little behind on the worldly events of the flesh. Whaddaya expect from a cherubim that just graduated?
Tell ya what tho, *G* you both could easily handle him. *points Jarrod's way* He may get cranky at first but his weaknesses is fingers through his hair and neck nibbles.
*Jarrod is too busy going through the cupboards with his bottle of finnish vodka*
Me again: lol. Ok I won't Hope you have a fun Samhain!
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Date: 2003-10-31 06:55 pm (UTC)Nikita: Yeah, I suppose he does but they've never said they're exclsuive, right? Absinthe shots! *freezes many alcohols into shots* What flavour? I got strawberry, chocolate, vanilla, raspberry,. blackberry, coffee, and um... Yorkshire Pudding for some reason.
Ezrazel: *charges Urile* who's waiting?
Darren: *sighs* blonds.
Ilatheril: Yo' Sith, you get the hair, I get the neck...
Sitharensor: This is slightly undignified... *sigh* the things OI do for politics *aims for Jarrod's hair*
Rick: The kid needs educating. I'm a good teacher...