The Friday five because they made me search for the answers

[sparkindarkness]

Cos I didn't know, and found that worrying...

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Hmmm... cheese. More cheese... wow we got a lot of cheese. 6 bottles of various alcohol (oh gods this doesn't look good) vodka jelly, cream, and some errr... blue stuff. *prods blue stuff* Are you supposed to eat it or drink it?

2. Name five things in your freezer.
*opens freezer* wow, must be the first time in a century. Ice. Oooh, lots and LOTS of ice... we need to defrost this thing BADLY. Frozen pizzas. Alcohol ice. A feather duster, for some reason. Aha! Health food, some sprouts.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
*opens cupboard* bleach. We've cornered the market in bleach. Handcuffs. A length of hosepipe. A remote controlled car. And a big box of cleaning products (we grab stuff out of it at random, assuming it'll work on the right thing)

4. Name five things around your computer.
Mountains of paper. Three books I'm reading right now (Colour of Magic, Order of the Phoenix, Winter's Heart), a hairbrush, 11 candles and a pentacle.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Herbs, lotsa herbs. Some paracetamol. Some lube. A law book I've been looking for for days, that's where the bugger was and enough cotton wool to bury a Scotsman.


I have come to the conclusion that we are BAD at the domestic thing.

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Well you're fic's spot on - I can only assume I don't have the right kind of kinks... now something with brief leather straps with just a little studding... now that's all different and a nice icy feather duster.


Oooh... lube police? Do we get free samples if we pass well? Do we have to test it?

[meridae.livejournal.com]

You do realise that you've just paid me the greatest compliment that one can give to a female slash writer? :;grins happily and encourages your boyfriend to bounce::

Well, you see - being the lube police is a very serious job, and no only will there be a written test featuring long and short answer questions on varieties and types of lube and their appropriate uses (silicone based, water based etc) and method and ease of clean up, but there will be a practical exam where you will be rated on application technique, use of appropriate amount, partner comfort, appropriate choice of lube etc etc. The examination requirments are very stringent and the examiner will have to watch you closely so the correct marks can be awarded. If you pass then you get your sodomy licence and may shag with your boyfriend whenever and wherever you please.

::runs away giggling::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Really? Then to face this difficult trial I needs must practice and study most diligently.

[phoenix-fawn6.livejournal.com]

*cackles insanely* You two are just too funny. *is sorry she missed this conversation while it was going on*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Hee, we're perverse, kinky and shameless. Yes. Funny. ^_^

[phoenix-fawn6.livejournal.com]

Perverse, kinky, shameless, and funny. That's why I like you. :-)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you. Shame is is just a restriction *tries to fight down Unseelie side*