The Friday five because they made me search for the answers

[sparkindarkness]

Cos I didn't know, and found that worrying...

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Hmmm... cheese. More cheese... wow we got a lot of cheese. 6 bottles of various alcohol (oh gods this doesn't look good) vodka jelly, cream, and some errr... blue stuff. *prods blue stuff* Are you supposed to eat it or drink it?

2. Name five things in your freezer.
*opens freezer* wow, must be the first time in a century. Ice. Oooh, lots and LOTS of ice... we need to defrost this thing BADLY. Frozen pizzas. Alcohol ice. A feather duster, for some reason. Aha! Health food, some sprouts.

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
*opens cupboard* bleach. We've cornered the market in bleach. Handcuffs. A length of hosepipe. A remote controlled car. And a big box of cleaning products (we grab stuff out of it at random, assuming it'll work on the right thing)

4. Name five things around your computer.
Mountains of paper. Three books I'm reading right now (Colour of Magic, Order of the Phoenix, Winter's Heart), a hairbrush, 11 candles and a pentacle.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
Herbs, lotsa herbs. Some paracetamol. Some lube. A law book I've been looking for for days, that's where the bugger was and enough cotton wool to bury a Scotsman.


I have come to the conclusion that we are BAD at the domestic thing.

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Hee, we're perverse, kinky and shameless. Yes. Funny. ^_^

[phoenix-fawn6.livejournal.com]

Perverse, kinky, shameless, and funny. That's why I like you. :-)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you. Shame is is just a restriction *tries to fight down Unseelie side*