Beloved is insanely cute
Aug. 18th, 2007 01:58 amSo, sitting in our wonderful local pub (expensive as hell, but a wonderful atmosphere), sampling the amber nectar, pausing only to snark at how the other patrons are dressed and trying not to kill She-Whose-Laugh-Can-Shatter-Lead, when someone walks in.
Me: Hey, I went to school with him. I used to have such a crush on him...
Beloved: Really?
Me: Yep, part of my fantasy life for many months. He’s still really hot too...
Beloved: *doubtful* You think so?
Me: *checks again* yep, great body, nice definition there, cute as hell, even the “I didn’t shave this morning” look works on him.
Beloved: I suppose so...
Now this is more than a little unusual, see, normally if one of us spots some nice eye candy we are quick to inform the other so we can engage in mutual drooling, as is polite (one of the advantages of being gay :)). It makes for fun evenings and even more fun nights. Occasionally Beloved will twit me for letting a nice pair of eyes overrule all other considerations... but he’s never been completely off when I point out someone truly cute.
Then the penny drops.
Me: You’re jealous!
Beloved: Of course not *blushes*
Me: You are! You really are jealous *must not laugh must not laugh*
Beloved: Don’t be silly, why would I be jealous? *mutter mutter more blush*
Me: *reassuring hug* Course it’s silly, but you are, aren’t you? *proceeds to poke all night, because I’m speshul like that*
So what have I learned?
1) Beloved is really really really cute when he’s jealous. I mean really, ultra cute.
2) Beloved being jealous makes me happy in a squeeing kind of way.
3) Be careful of eye candy. I think I’ve found the weak link - most guys that catch my eye are tall, dark and built. This guy is short, blond and cute... in other words, he looks like Beloved. For some reason that seems to make a difference to him.
Did I mention how cute he was? He really was :)
Me: Hey, I went to school with him. I used to have such a crush on him...
Beloved: Really?
Me: Yep, part of my fantasy life for many months. He’s still really hot too...
Beloved: *doubtful* You think so?
Me: *checks again* yep, great body, nice definition there, cute as hell, even the “I didn’t shave this morning” look works on him.
Beloved: I suppose so...
Now this is more than a little unusual, see, normally if one of us spots some nice eye candy we are quick to inform the other so we can engage in mutual drooling, as is polite (one of the advantages of being gay :)). It makes for fun evenings and even more fun nights. Occasionally Beloved will twit me for letting a nice pair of eyes overrule all other considerations... but he’s never been completely off when I point out someone truly cute.
Then the penny drops.
Me: You’re jealous!
Beloved: Of course not *blushes*
Me: You are! You really are jealous *must not laugh must not laugh*
Beloved: Don’t be silly, why would I be jealous? *mutter mutter more blush*
Me: *reassuring hug* Course it’s silly, but you are, aren’t you? *proceeds to poke all night, because I’m speshul like that*
So what have I learned?
1) Beloved is really really really cute when he’s jealous. I mean really, ultra cute.
2) Beloved being jealous makes me happy in a squeeing kind of way.
3) Be careful of eye candy. I think I’ve found the weak link - most guys that catch my eye are tall, dark and built. This guy is short, blond and cute... in other words, he looks like Beloved. For some reason that seems to make a difference to him.
Did I mention how cute he was? He really was :)