You may have noticed...
Jan. 25th, 2007 11:22 am... that Sparky appears to be absent. There are 3 words to explain this:
Blood Elf Mage
That is all.
Well not quite, because there is a moment of shock that is just inexcusable:
Behold the Blood Elf Mage. See the hunger in his eyes, the power in his hands and the magic in his blood. Gasp at his anger, his majesty and yea, even his beauty. Fall to your knees before his might, his will and his hair (got to love the hair). Behold his great staff, his flowing robes and his noble steed - the Chocobo.
CHOCOBO!
My elf is riding a damn chocobo!
When you picture an elf mage you do NOT picture a bloody WARKING awkward OSTRICH!
Can I at least breed a bloody BLUE one or have we replaced the Carrot on a Stick with Millet Greens?! *growl*
And what's worse is the cloth quartermaster in Silvermoon says "you just want a Sunstrider!" NO! I DON'T! I weant a fiery steed or an elegant unicorn or something with more dignity than a freaking EMU! *fume*
Blood Elf Mage
That is all.
Well not quite, because there is a moment of shock that is just inexcusable:
Behold the Blood Elf Mage. See the hunger in his eyes, the power in his hands and the magic in his blood. Gasp at his anger, his majesty and yea, even his beauty. Fall to your knees before his might, his will and his hair (got to love the hair). Behold his great staff, his flowing robes and his noble steed - the Chocobo.
CHOCOBO!
My elf is riding a damn chocobo!
When you picture an elf mage you do NOT picture a bloody WARKING awkward OSTRICH!
Can I at least breed a bloody BLUE one or have we replaced the Carrot on a Stick with Millet Greens?! *growl*
And what's worse is the cloth quartermaster in Silvermoon says "you just want a Sunstrider!" NO! I DON'T! I weant a fiery steed or an elegant unicorn or something with more dignity than a freaking EMU! *fume*