It's better than valium.`

Driving in to work and we discover that an accident has GRIDLOCKED the city. The sleepy Sparky brain wakes up and is most displeased.

Me at 5 minutes: This is ok, sit back, relax, enjoyt some minutes free of thought or effort.

Me at 10 minutes: the sun's a bit bright and it's a but warm, but it could be worse.

Me at 15 minutes: Ok, this is annoying. I'm going to be late and I have far too much work for this

Me at 20 minutes: Damn it, I have to reschedule all my appointments - I DO NOT NEED THIS

Me at 25 minutes: MOVE PEOPLE! Get out of the damn road! You think I'm letting YOU in? HA! I laugh at you! LAUGH I SAY!

Me at 30 minutes: Ye gods, I don't believe it. If at least 3 people aren't severely injured in this crash then I'm going to grab an axe and make sure they are!

Me at 35 minjutes: That's it. You're all dead. Yeah and you - and definitely you lady. Everyone on this road is dead, they just don't know it yet

Me at 40 minutes: *FROTH* *FOAM* AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Radio: - "Oh I wish I was a Punk Rocker...."

Me: "With flowers in my hair, in 77 and 69 revolution was in the air.."

Me at 45 minutes: It's all good, peace and love to you all - yeah, even you lady.

Who needs sedatives?


(And thanks to Morganlefay for the icon :))