It's better than valium.`
Driving in to work and we discover that an accident has GRIDLOCKED the city. The sleepy Sparky brain wakes up and is most displeased.
Me at 5 minutes: This is ok, sit back, relax, enjoyt some minutes free of thought or effort.
Me at 10 minutes: the sun's a bit bright and it's a but warm, but it could be worse.
Me at 15 minutes: Ok, this is annoying. I'm going to be late and I have far too much work for this
Me at 20 minutes: Damn it, I have to reschedule all my appointments - I DO NOT NEED THIS
Me at 25 minutes: MOVE PEOPLE! Get out of the damn road! You think I'm letting YOU in? HA! I laugh at you! LAUGH I SAY!
Me at 30 minutes: Ye gods, I don't believe it. If at least 3 people aren't severely injured in this crash then I'm going to grab an axe and make sure they are!
Me at 35 minjutes: That's it. You're all dead. Yeah and you - and definitely you lady. Everyone on this road is dead, they just don't know it yet
Me at 40 minutes: *FROTH* *FOAM* AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Radio: - "Oh I wish I was a Punk Rocker...."
Me: "With flowers in my hair, in 77 and 69 revolution was in the air.."
Me at 45 minutes: It's all good, peace and love to you all - yeah, even you lady.
Who needs sedatives?
(And thanks to Morganlefay for the icon :))
Me at 5 minutes: This is ok, sit back, relax, enjoyt some minutes free of thought or effort.
Me at 10 minutes: the sun's a bit bright and it's a but warm, but it could be worse.
Me at 15 minutes: Ok, this is annoying. I'm going to be late and I have far too much work for this
Me at 20 minutes: Damn it, I have to reschedule all my appointments - I DO NOT NEED THIS
Me at 25 minutes: MOVE PEOPLE! Get out of the damn road! You think I'm letting YOU in? HA! I laugh at you! LAUGH I SAY!
Me at 30 minutes: Ye gods, I don't believe it. If at least 3 people aren't severely injured in this crash then I'm going to grab an axe and make sure they are!
Me at 35 minjutes: That's it. You're all dead. Yeah and you - and definitely you lady. Everyone on this road is dead, they just don't know it yet
Me at 40 minutes: *FROTH* *FOAM* AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Radio: - "Oh I wish I was a Punk Rocker...."
Me: "With flowers in my hair, in 77 and 69 revolution was in the air.."
Me at 45 minutes: It's all good, peace and love to you all - yeah, even you lady.
Who needs sedatives?
(And thanks to Morganlefay for the icon :))