*bites day* Just because
Apr. 19th, 2006 01:09 pmToday is strange. Winter is finally gone and I'm half happy because it's going to be less freezing death in the office (and the fact it hung on for so long was kind of scary in a who's-the-demon-screwing-with-the-weather kind of way). Most of me is sad. I like winter. Winter is cold so you can get all snuggly warm and have central heating and warm fuzzies. Summer is hot with sweat and no way to get cool. On the plus side, summer has more scantily clad guys around. But summer brings evil light.
Yesterday was my first bad light day of the year so I'm grumpily hiding behind my sunglasses. Sounds pretty normal for me (I never even noiticed it to be honest, sure, I have never liked bright light but it's not a problem or especially unusual) but b/f dragged me to doctor/dietician (he is paranoid about meningitis since his cousin caught it once). Doctor/dietician fellow tells me this light sensitivity thing is linked to diet. Well, that's a new one, and probably explains why some days I'm fine and singing to blue birds and some days I want the sun to DIE and plunge us all into eternal freezing night. And you will all like it.
Of course I'm supposed to do a food diary and they're talking about vitamins and blood tests and deficiencies and things I can't eat. B/f is glaring at me because I'm going to ignore it all and pack sunglasses. I don't like fiddly diets.
So, fiddly diet or sunglasses and grumpy b/f? *prods b/f* better get used to being grumpy *eats whatever I want*.
The third bedroom has been declared a Russian zone. Only Russian may be spoken there. No, I don't know why or how we decided it but it has been decided.
Yes, all leftovers can be warmed up and served with pasta. No matter what they are. Yes, that will include cake, damn it.
You cannot fry without oil or fat. No, our parents were not lying to us, it's true. We need a new frying pan.
You shouldn't use a wok for bacon. No, really. Certainly if you're going to leave it unattended. We need a new wok.
You can actually burn soup if you leave it long enough. It will also boil over and leave gunk everywhere. We need a new hob. Or possibly to clean.
The suit is dry clean only. Really. This is not a secret conspiracy between laundries and the suit making industry. I didn't like that suit anyway.
Yesterday was my first bad light day of the year so I'm grumpily hiding behind my sunglasses. Sounds pretty normal for me (I never even noiticed it to be honest, sure, I have never liked bright light but it's not a problem or especially unusual) but b/f dragged me to doctor/dietician (he is paranoid about meningitis since his cousin caught it once). Doctor/dietician fellow tells me this light sensitivity thing is linked to diet. Well, that's a new one, and probably explains why some days I'm fine and singing to blue birds and some days I want the sun to DIE and plunge us all into eternal freezing night. And you will all like it.
Of course I'm supposed to do a food diary and they're talking about vitamins and blood tests and deficiencies and things I can't eat. B/f is glaring at me because I'm going to ignore it all and pack sunglasses. I don't like fiddly diets.
So, fiddly diet or sunglasses and grumpy b/f? *prods b/f* better get used to being grumpy *eats whatever I want*.
The third bedroom has been declared a Russian zone. Only Russian may be spoken there. No, I don't know why or how we decided it but it has been decided.
Yes, all leftovers can be warmed up and served with pasta. No matter what they are. Yes, that will include cake, damn it.
You cannot fry without oil or fat. No, our parents were not lying to us, it's true. We need a new frying pan.
You shouldn't use a wok for bacon. No, really. Certainly if you're going to leave it unattended. We need a new wok.
You can actually burn soup if you leave it long enough. It will also boil over and leave gunk everywhere. We need a new hob. Or possibly to clean.
The suit is dry clean only. Really. This is not a secret conspiracy between laundries and the suit making industry. I didn't like that suit anyway.