A Tale of 2 Kitties #2

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The setting: 4:00am. All is quiet. All is dark.

Socks: The Humans are Sleeping. This is most inconsiderate of them. YOOOOWL
Human: *snore*
Socks: *ahem* YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL
Humans: *groan*
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWLLLLL I can keep this up all night if I have to, I'm not tired. YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWL
Me: The cat wants something
Beloved: *snores most pointedly*
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: Go see what that cat wants *poke*
Beloved: *snores yet louder*
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL
Me: I KNOW you're not asleep
Beloved: *continues to snore most unconvingly*
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL
Me: It's a damn good thing we don't have kids. *grabs dressing gown and stumps downstairs*
Mia: *sees loose dressing gown belt* OMG THE HUMANS ARE UP AND HAVE KITTY TOYS!!!!
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Mia: *POUNCE*
Me:*Desperately grabs bannister at the top of the stairs in the pitch black landing as small savage monster attacks feet* ARGH! Something tried to kill me!
Beloved: *snooooreee*
Brother mine: *SNOOOORE*
Me: it's ok, I'm just being MURDERED by a midnight intruder into our HOME, wouldn't like to BOTHER ANYONE!
Beloved: *snoooore*
Brother mine: *snoooore*
Socks: YOWLLLL
Mia: *ties dressing gown belt to bannister* play play play play play!
Me: *tries to descend stairs, is nearly throttled by dressing gown as belt pulls tight* URK! *AGAIN stops self plummeting down stairs and disentangles dressing gown*
Mia: PLAY PLAY PLAY! OMG THIS IS SOOOOO MUCH FUN!!!!
Me: *carefully navigates dark staircase with ball of hyperactive fur running around feet*
Socks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLL Faster human!
Me: *fills dish with revolting mush known as cat food* There
Socks: *stares at food* Good, I have successfully trained my human to come when called. You will be faster next time. *wanders off, leaving food untouched*
Me: {Insert words better left to the imagination}
Mia: PLAY! *takes opportunity to set up a trip wire with belt and jam the end under the kitchen door*
Me: *nearly falls*
Mia: HEEEEE!!!!!! *runs thundering up the stairs*
Me: YOU BETTER RUN! *leaves dressing gown on kitchen floor, damn it, and returns to bed*
Socks: *pointedly laying on MY side of the bed* Yes?
Beloved: *snores*
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Remind me again why I'm a cat person?

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Right, right.

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Death from above!

*maniacal laughter*