Ah roleplay craziness

[sparkindarkness]

Me: So you created a lawyer?
J: Yep, of the firm "Suckem, Bleedem and Dry." I'm Mr. Dry.
Me: Sucken Bleedem and Dry?
J: Hey, we're lawyers, seems appropriate
Me: *cough* AHEM?
J: Errr... I meant vampires
R: Same difference.
J: True, does he actually have a reflection?
M: Stay back! *waves garlic bread in the absence of any crucifix but in the fortuitous presence of pizza.*
Me: I'm going to sue all of you, you do know that don't you?

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[snuck.livejournal.com]

morning tea + sparkie update + tea sodden snuckie.

Much better than me dodging the effing paladin in my current game, who has a sword of +3 against chaotics, and I'm a chaotic neutral hellbreaker rogue. Ugh. Pain much. Bitch she is, die she will :P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Tea snorfle!

Die she should. Pallies always a have a rod stuck up their backsides - especially the half-orc paladin of love we had *shudders*

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Here, I resent that comment. I've played a perfectly good paladin in the past...she was a dwarf raised amongst humans in a society where dwarves were considered scum, so she had a bad start in life, but she coped - she once ignored a zombie on the grounds that 'it wasn't doing anything evil'.

My LARP paladin however is another matter - but the reason she has a rod up her bum is because she is an in-bred elven noble, the paladin bit is just coincidence.

*wanders off happy in the knowledge that she has defended paladins from unrighteous abuse*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See, a perfectly good paladin. I prefer perfectly naughty paladins :) Especially if I have a can-opener

Now, that's a good paladin. i hate the kind of run around screaming "it's EVIL!" Uh-huh, you're going to lose that good alignment if you run around squishing things all the time


Do you defend paladins from righteous abuse? *evil grin*