Ah roleplay craziness

[sparkindarkness]

Me: So you created a lawyer?
J: Yep, of the firm "Suckem, Bleedem and Dry." I'm Mr. Dry.
Me: Sucken Bleedem and Dry?
J: Hey, we're lawyers, seems appropriate
Me: *cough* AHEM?
J: Errr... I meant vampires
R: Same difference.
J: True, does he actually have a reflection?
M: Stay back! *waves garlic bread in the absence of any crucifix but in the fortuitous presence of pizza.*
Me: I'm going to sue all of you, you do know that don't you?

Comments

[allthepettylies.livejournal.com]

*sporffle*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Extra sporfle :)

[makarov.livejournal.com]

i prefer the law firm from the webcomic "Scandal Sheet !"
the law firm of Robbin, Olde, Widdoes, & Laffing

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I have the picture of the sign for Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe still.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Oh that is just too perfect!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I read that - wish it updated more :)

But, yes, that was a pure classic

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

What, no coconuts? ;)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I will sue then THEN use coconuts and even infect them with pineapples

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

*sniiiicker* it could be worse. you could be a used car salesman. or a member of the current u.s. administration...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

There are some depths to which no honest man may stoop!

[beladibaby.livejournal.com]

ROFLOL!!!! I needed that giggle! Thanks for posting that!!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Thankee, any time. The craziness of our rp is always worth a giggle

[harald387.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean you're not actually a bloodthirsty creature of the night?

Dangit, Sparky, you're supposed to tell me these things.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Well,. I have the Masquerade to consider, don't I? :)

[snuck.livejournal.com]

morning tea + sparkie update + tea sodden snuckie.

Much better than me dodging the effing paladin in my current game, who has a sword of +3 against chaotics, and I'm a chaotic neutral hellbreaker rogue. Ugh. Pain much. Bitch she is, die she will :P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Tea snorfle!

Die she should. Pallies always a have a rod stuck up their backsides - especially the half-orc paladin of love we had *shudders*

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Here, I resent that comment. I've played a perfectly good paladin in the past...she was a dwarf raised amongst humans in a society where dwarves were considered scum, so she had a bad start in life, but she coped - she once ignored a zombie on the grounds that 'it wasn't doing anything evil'.

My LARP paladin however is another matter - but the reason she has a rod up her bum is because she is an in-bred elven noble, the paladin bit is just coincidence.

*wanders off happy in the knowledge that she has defended paladins from unrighteous abuse*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

See, a perfectly good paladin. I prefer perfectly naughty paladins :) Especially if I have a can-opener

Now, that's a good paladin. i hate the kind of run around screaming "it's EVIL!" Uh-huh, you're going to lose that good alignment if you run around squishing things all the time


Do you defend paladins from righteous abuse? *evil grin*

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

Easy mistake to make :)

::ducks::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Why thank you!

[being-here.livejournal.com]

I've always been amused by the RL Leamington Spa firm of Wright Hassel and Co

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heee, it just shows you how little sense of humour these people have that they don't see their own names

Just wondering....

[caslayerboi.livejournal.com]

Suckem, Bleedem and Dry is the internal codename for one of the branches of this international firm, right?

Re: Just wondering....

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Angel loooove! :)

Re: Just wondering....

[caslayerboi.livejournal.com]

I can just picture it, the Wolfram & Hart branch located in Cluj is entirely ran by a mysterious and very well dressed staff of 4000. But, only the stupored and monotoned receptions are seen during the day events, always stating that the attorneys themselves are "in an important, closed session of the Attorney's caucus. But, if you leave your contact information, they'll be sure to contact you. Later today."

And in the firm's international database, the branch is referred to as "suckem, bleedem and dry". Which is, of course, headed by Mr. Dry.