Aftermath :)

[sparkindarkness]

Beloved: *stomps into room and steals my phone*
Me: Hey! use your own phone! You have 3!
Beloved: I'm changing your ring tone and deleting it.
Me: Don't you dare! I like my ring tone.
Beloved: That's the point - you're supposed to ANSWER your bloody phone, not sing along to it!
Me: Oops...

I think he's just sulking because I told him he couldn't drink absinthe neat and he said he could and then I dared him and... well, the rest can be imagined.

Other aftermath jobs include:
Having to dismantle the 3 metre "sculpture" of pickled onions, cocktail sticks, used lime slices and satsuma peeling.

Chipping out WHATEVER it was we put in the ice trays.

Removing the bra from the freezer

Removing the lemonade covered feather duster from the freezer

Replacing several missing glasses

Finding missing glasses as a mosaic on the patio

Removing the various ribbons, bows and labels now adorning the cat.

Feeding the cat fish to stop teh sulkage

Repairing the ceiling light

Removing the ropes from the furniture

Finding all the furniture.

Removing the bed linens from the chest freezer

Clean the... no, REPLACE the cooker hobs. And the oven. Good gods, definitely the oven.

Remove the sleeping bags from the stairs and the mattress from the bottom of the stairs.

Pull all the maps off the damn CEILING

Call a skip to collect the various take away wrappers and pizza boxes.

swear to be teetotal and join a monastery have a drink

Comments

[wenhaver.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Sounds like quite an evenings....

If I were you, I'd hire a maid and take Beloved off to a hotel for the weekend, until the wreckage has been cleared.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

it very much was.

A maid... hmmm... maybe a destruction company

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Was this actually a party or just a spontaneous outburst amongst friends? Cos if it was the latter, I hate to think the state your place will be in next week, when you're celebrating Yule. Are you going the whole hog and aiming for Saturnalia, or just the modern one-night-stand?

PS I often wish I lived closer to you than I suspect I do :D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Spontaneousw, entirely spontaneous after shopping.

This week? May destroy the house, yes yes, it may :)

As of yesterday we are going the whole hog for Yule and Saturnalia

[logophilos.livejournal.com]

Removing the bra from the freezer

For that line alone, you would be my very most favourite virtual gay boyfriend evah :)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

*cheers* :)

[baranduyn.livejournal.com]

I don't have a mobile so I can't relate to number one.

As for the rest...dude, did anybody get video? ;)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We DID get a video., Of the carpet. Someone left the camera on and on the floor I think. Either that or at some point during the night we decided that carpetting was fascinating

[baranduyn.livejournal.com]

Now, that's a party. :)

General Thoughts in Random Order...

[jocelyncs.livejournal.com]

1) What were you and/or Beloved doing with a bra?

2) What were you and/or Beloved doing with the CAT?!

3) How did the feather duster...never mind.

I think I now realize the reason absinthe is illegal in the United States.

Re: General Thoughts in Random Order...

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

1) I really really do not know *boggles*. You'd think one of the girls would have NOTICED they were leaving without a bra.

2) Goes BEYOND do not know but she may never forgive us

3) Now feather dusters I think I MAY know - because it's such fun :) We shouldn't be allowed freezers when drunk

It probably should be, but it is so much fun

[touchstone.livejournal.com]

I think he's just sulking because I told him he couldn't drink absinthe neat and he said he could and then I dared him and... well, the rest can be imagined.

The green fairy beat him up and took his lunch money?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

She's got a mean right hook as dthe green fairy :)

[home-of-usher.livejournal.com]

J: Bah! the man cannot hold his absinthe. Even if it was compounded by the injestion of other liquores.

I do wonder how the maps got on the ceiling. And did anyone break anyting going down the stair slide?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

He protests mightily that no-one can hold absinthe. You just carry it for a little while.

We decided to create an orrey. Then found we had no star charts. Then decided world maps will do for some reason.

No-one broke anything except an old very ugly vase - win win :)

[thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com]

You know how to celebrate.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

We ROCK at celebrating

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Nope, still not feeling the sympathy. Teehee.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

awwww, my agony continues unabataed :p

[ladyhelen.livejournal.com]

Sounds like quite a party :D

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

An incredible and insane party

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

LOL

If you join a monastery you'd have to do Jeesus fiction.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I could/would so Slash Jesus/Judas. You know I would :)

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

You should do that anyway. I can post it to fundy sites. I need the death threats, they make me giggle.

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Um.

Bra?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm still trying to work that one out