Aftermath :)
Dec. 15th, 2006 11:38 pmBeloved: *stomps into room and steals my phone*
Me: Hey! use your own phone! You have 3!
Beloved: I'm changing your ring tone and deleting it.
Me: Don't you dare! I like my ring tone.
Beloved: That's the point - you're supposed to ANSWER your bloody phone, not sing along to it!
Me: Oops...
I think he's just sulking because I told him he couldn't drink absinthe neat and he said he could and then I dared him and... well, the rest can be imagined.
Other aftermath jobs include:
Having to dismantle the 3 metre "sculpture" of pickled onions, cocktail sticks, used lime slices and satsuma peeling.
Chipping out WHATEVER it was we put in the ice trays.
Removing the bra from the freezer
Removing the lemonade covered feather duster from the freezer
Replacing several missing glasses
Finding missing glasses as a mosaic on the patio
Removing the various ribbons, bows and labels now adorning the cat.
Feeding the cat fish to stop teh sulkage
Repairing the ceiling light
Removing the ropes from the furniture
Finding all the furniture.
Removing the bed linens from the chest freezer
Clean the... no, REPLACE the cooker hobs. And the oven. Good gods, definitely the oven.
Remove the sleeping bags from the stairs and the mattress from the bottom of the stairs.
Pull all the maps off the damn CEILING
Call a skip to collect the various take away wrappers and pizza boxes.
swear to be teetotal and join a monastery have a drink
Me: Hey! use your own phone! You have 3!
Beloved: I'm changing your ring tone and deleting it.
Me: Don't you dare! I like my ring tone.
Beloved: That's the point - you're supposed to ANSWER your bloody phone, not sing along to it!
Me: Oops...
I think he's just sulking because I told him he couldn't drink absinthe neat and he said he could and then I dared him and... well, the rest can be imagined.
Other aftermath jobs include:
Having to dismantle the 3 metre "sculpture" of pickled onions, cocktail sticks, used lime slices and satsuma peeling.
Chipping out WHATEVER it was we put in the ice trays.
Removing the bra from the freezer
Removing the lemonade covered feather duster from the freezer
Replacing several missing glasses
Finding missing glasses as a mosaic on the patio
Removing the various ribbons, bows and labels now adorning the cat.
Feeding the cat fish to stop teh sulkage
Repairing the ceiling light
Removing the ropes from the furniture
Finding all the furniture.
Removing the bed linens from the chest freezer
Clean the... no, REPLACE the cooker hobs. And the oven. Good gods, definitely the oven.
Remove the sleeping bags from the stairs and the mattress from the bottom of the stairs.
Pull all the maps off the damn CEILING
Call a skip to collect the various take away wrappers and pizza boxes.
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Date: 2006-12-16 12:07 am (UTC)If I were you, I'd hire a maid and take Beloved off to a hotel for the weekend, until the wreckage has been cleared.
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Date: 2006-12-16 12:15 am (UTC)PS I often wish I lived closer to you than I suspect I do :D
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Date: 2006-12-16 12:34 am (UTC)For that line alone, you would be my very most favourite virtual gay boyfriend evah :)
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Date: 2006-12-16 12:35 am (UTC)As for the rest...dude, did anybody get video? ;)
General Thoughts in Random Order...
Date: 2006-12-16 12:49 am (UTC)2) What were you and/or Beloved doing with the CAT?!
3) How did the feather duster...never mind.
I think I now realize the reason absinthe is illegal in the United States.
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Date: 2006-12-16 01:22 am (UTC)The green fairy beat him up and took his lunch money?
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Date: 2006-12-16 01:52 am (UTC)I do wonder how the maps got on the ceiling. And did anyone break anyting going down the stair slide?
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Date: 2006-12-16 06:39 pm (UTC)If you join a monastery you'd have to do Jeesus fiction.
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Date: 2006-12-18 02:48 pm (UTC)Bra?
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Date: 2006-12-22 02:01 pm (UTC)A maid... hmmm... maybe a destruction company
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Date: 2006-12-22 02:06 pm (UTC)This week? May destroy the house, yes yes, it may :)
As of yesterday we are going the whole hog for Yule and Saturnalia
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Date: 2006-12-22 02:06 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-22 02:12 pm (UTC)Re: General Thoughts in Random Order...
Date: 2006-12-22 02:15 pm (UTC)2) Goes BEYOND do not know but she may never forgive us
3) Now feather dusters I think I MAY know - because it's such fun :) We shouldn't be allowed freezers when drunk
It probably should be, but it is so much fun
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Date: 2006-12-22 02:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-12-22 02:19 pm (UTC)We decided to create an orrey. Then found we had no star charts. Then decided world maps will do for some reason.
No-one broke anything except an old very ugly vase - win win :)
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