Remind me again why I have long hair?

[sparkindarkness]

Me: *vaguely manages to insert toothbrush into mouth, morning bleary. Looks up into mirror* ARGH!

Hair: Power to the Follicles!

Me: *reaches desperately for hair brush*

Hair: OPPRESSED! OPPRESSED We’re being oppressed!

Me: *fumbles for conditioning cream*

Hair: ANARCHY! ANARCHY! ANARCHY!

Me: *desperately smears in gel*

Hair: We shall not, we shall not be moved!

Me: *struggles for comb*

Hair: *eats comb* You running dog for the military industrial complex! You can’t keep us down,
fascist pig!

Me: Desperately tries a braid*

Hair: We will not be tamed! We will not be slaves! Kill us, torture us, we will endure! We are
FREE! FREEEEEEDOM!!!!!!

Me: *growl*

Beloved: Wow, bad hair day?

Me: More Anarchist-Revolutionary-hair day. I need a paper bag or a shaver.

Comments

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

LOL, can i unionise my hair? Better than my anarchist revolultionary hair

[only-playing.livejournal.com]

Not much better... They keep laying down on the job, and when you need them most, THAT is when they decide to strike for better options, like the most expensive shampoo that you cannot afford. And goodness forbid that you need to make a cut, then they all start revolting.