You get no sleep the night before.
The clients are annoying
It's a bad hair day
You rip your jacket on a door handle.
You wrench your ankle on the stairs (dropping a 400 page file EVERYWHERE)
You're chronically late for everything
A case falls through when it had so much potential
You spill coffee on your (silk) shirt
You call home at lunch just to whinge drastically and bemoan ever getting up/being born
.........
Then you get home and are greated at the door with nekkid beloved with a can of whipped cream in one hand and a pair of handcuffs in the other.
Sometimes? I just do not deserve him :)
The clients are annoying
It's a bad hair day
You rip your jacket on a door handle.
You wrench your ankle on the stairs (dropping a 400 page file EVERYWHERE)
You're chronically late for everything
A case falls through when it had so much potential
You spill coffee on your (silk) shirt
You call home at lunch just to whinge drastically and bemoan ever getting up/being born
.........
Then you get home and are greated at the door with nekkid beloved with a can of whipped cream in one hand and a pair of handcuffs in the other.
Sometimes? I just do not deserve him :)
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Date: 2006-07-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:38 pm (UTC)Awwww
Date: 2006-07-14 09:20 pm (UTC)Did he cook you dinner as well?
Re: Awwww
Date: 2006-07-17 05:39 pm (UTC)We got take away
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-14 09:25 pm (UTC)I never realized legal documents could be that funny.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 07:13 pm (UTC)So how do you get whipped cream stains out of silk sheets?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-14 10:49 pm (UTC)I wonder does the BF have a job? well besides being your whipped cream slave?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)Yup, he is computer!guy. We have an arrangement. he leaves my computer alone. i leave his alone :)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-15 12:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)Actually it ha a lot of competition....
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-15 04:24 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-15 04:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:48 pm (UTC)I am just joking. Have I moved from witty commenter into "stalker" territory?
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-15 08:32 am (UTC)it's not fair. things that perfect/romantic/well timed/etc. are only supposed to happen in chick flicks, soft core porn, and books.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-17 05:43 pm (UTC)