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You get no sleep the night before.

The clients are annoying

It's a bad hair day

You rip your jacket on a door handle.

You wrench your ankle on the stairs (dropping a 400 page file EVERYWHERE)

You're chronically late for everything

A case falls through when it had so much potential

You spill coffee on your (silk) shirt

You call home at lunch just to whinge drastically and bemoan ever getting up/being born



.........

Then you get home and are greated at the door with nekkid beloved with a can of whipped cream in one hand and a pair of handcuffs in the other.

Sometimes? I just do not deserve him :)

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Date: 2006-07-14 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brownkitty.livejournal.com
Keep that one :)

Awwww

Date: 2006-07-14 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elrohana.livejournal.com
How sweet :)

Did he cook you dinner as well?

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Date: 2006-07-14 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinimaus.livejournal.com
Once the post-dairy-and-restraints glow has faded, you might want to read this: http://mithras.blogs.com/blog/bradshaw.pdf

I never realized legal documents could be that funny.

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Date: 2006-07-14 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home-of-usher.livejournal.com
He certainly knows how to cheer up the day doesn't he?

I wonder does the BF have a job? well besides being your whipped cream slave?

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Date: 2006-07-15 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electra310.livejournal.com
Best day evar!

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Date: 2006-07-15 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com
He's a keeper!

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Date: 2006-07-15 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydyani.livejournal.com
I don't believe you. We're going to need photographic evidence.

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Date: 2006-07-15 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loralai.livejournal.com
:P!

it's not fair. things that perfect/romantic/well timed/etc. are only supposed to happen in chick flicks, soft core porn, and books.

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
MIIIINE! :) Keeping

Re: Awwww

Date: 2006-07-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Cook? Nah, he wouldn't do that to me!

We got take away

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
ye gods. that can't be real. Funny but it cannot be real. surely

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Doesn't he though?

Yup, he is computer!guy. We have an arrangement. he leaves my computer alone. i leave his alone :)

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
Yes. Ohb yes

Actually it ha a lot of competition....

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
damn, why do we never have a camera near when we need one? :p

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sparkindarkness.livejournal.com
b/f says it involves waiting on the sofa staring out the window for half an hour.

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Date: 2006-07-17 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydyani.livejournal.com
In the interests of science, blogging, and whatever else I can think of, I am willing to sacrifice myself by coming to your home and following the two of you with a camera.

I am just joking. Have I moved from witty commenter into "stalker" territory?

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Date: 2006-07-17 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinimaus.livejournal.com
Nope, as far as I can tell it's real. Sorry.


So how do you get whipped cream stains out of silk sheets?

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