Ok, I live and am human again

[sparkindarkness]

I hate having big moody temepr tantrums especially on bad light days.

Of course, all is revealed now.

So, dear senior partner man aka boss man aka supreme dictator of doom, our lord and master, all hail big brother. We understand you wish us to be an effective, healthy team (well, kinda). We know you have our best welfare in mind (gods, can we lawyers lie). We know you have read yet another report about the evils of caffein.

Despite this, we implore you AGAIN that you not, repeat NOT, put decaf in our life preserver only anchor on sanity coffee machine.

We're LAWYERS for gods' sake. We get up in the middle of the night to go to police stations to defend idiots and get up the next morning for work. We work through lunch breaks, we work random overtime with no notice. We have the stress of life and death decisions every bloody day and have to put up with idiots, judges and idiot judges. We drink our coffee black, thick as tar and toxic as an oil slick. We NEED THAT COFFEE.

Bad boss. No touchee.


Oh, and the tech/IT guy we are plagued with? see the stain on the carpet? You're next if you come near anything electronic in this building ever again.

Comments

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Welcome back.

I missed you. You make my working life seem almost bearable.

If you need any tips on how to deal with your IT guy, let me know - my other half is in IT and has many many handy ideas on what to do with the idiots that make up the rest of his department.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Thank you, nice to know :)

Our IT guy is unfortunately a product of nepotism

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Oh good gods, they can't screw around with the COFFEE!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

see, that's what we said. He just doesn't see the magnitude of his blasphemy

[ladydyani.livejournal.com]

Now I'm thinking of a Dilbert cartoon. The secretary replaces the regular coffee with decaf, and the entire office ends up on the floor, saying "must...find...antidote..."

[girl-working.livejournal.com]

Ah, was wondering this morning where you'd gone. :) *hands you a robo-shark shape package* Enjoy. :)

And I'm trying to lose weight & really, really should cut out the coke, but I get physical headaches & crapiness if I don't get my caffine... Can't stand coffee, but know how evil lack of caffine is!

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Start using pro-plus and drink herbal tea instead of coke. Unless you want to lose your teeth before you're 40

[girl-working.livejournal.com]

Can't stand herbal tea... Pro plus might work with orange squash...

[elrohana.livejournal.com]

Long as its sugar free, or you end up with a similar problem, though coke is far and away the worst.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Pro-plus! That got me through law school

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Robo-shark! *wings menacingly*

MS: What? You get a robo-shark and I can't even get a crossbow?

You need low fat cafeein like... hmmm... oh...

[seryan.livejournal.com]

Find his decaf container and fill it with regular.

Or espresso.

Whichever will amuse you more. :P

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

Turkish coffee.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

LOL< great minds think alike!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Turkish., Definitely

[brownkitty.livejournal.com]

http://www.waterjoe.com/

You could always use this to make your coffee. Then it won't matter if he puts decaf in or not.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Now thatb would be going too far even for me.... maybe

[being-here.livejournal.com]

Do you drink it black as your heart?

:-)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

do they brew it that dark?