Ok, I live and am human again
May. 5th, 2006 11:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessI hate having big moody temepr tantrums especially on bad light days.
Of course, all is revealed now.
So, dear senior partner man aka boss man aka supreme dictator of doom, our lord and master, all hail big brother. We understand you wish us to be an effective, healthy team (well, kinda). We know you have our best welfare in mind (gods, can we lawyers lie). We know you have read yet another report about the evils of caffein.
Despite this, we implore you AGAIN that you not, repeat NOT, put decaf in ourlife preserver only anchor on sanity coffee machine.
We're LAWYERS for gods' sake. We get up in the middle of the night to go to police stations to defend idiots and get up the next morning for work. We work through lunch breaks, we work random overtime with no notice. We have the stress of life and death decisions every bloody day and have to put up with idiots, judges and idiot judges. We drink our coffee black, thick as tar and toxic as an oil slick. We NEED THAT COFFEE.
Bad boss. No touchee.
Oh, and the tech/IT guy we are plagued with? see the stain on the carpet? You're next if you come near anything electronic in this building ever again.
Of course, all is revealed now.
So, dear senior partner man aka boss man aka supreme dictator of doom, our lord and master, all hail big brother. We understand you wish us to be an effective, healthy team (well, kinda). We know you have our best welfare in mind (gods, can we lawyers lie). We know you have read yet another report about the evils of caffein.
Despite this, we implore you AGAIN that you not, repeat NOT, put decaf in our
We're LAWYERS for gods' sake. We get up in the middle of the night to go to police stations to defend idiots and get up the next morning for work. We work through lunch breaks, we work random overtime with no notice. We have the stress of life and death decisions every bloody day and have to put up with idiots, judges and idiot judges. We drink our coffee black, thick as tar and toxic as an oil slick. We NEED THAT COFFEE.
Bad boss. No touchee.
Oh, and the tech/IT guy we are plagued with? see the stain on the carpet? You're next if you come near anything electronic in this building ever again.