There is snow

[sparkindarkness]

There is snow.

I don't do snow. Ever. For any reason. Snow is abomination.

I will not leave this house until all the nasty white stuff has melted.

I have informed work, family and world that this is how things are going to be.

Many of them have informed me that it is necessary for me to go outside even if there is snow.

I disagreed.

Some have said that they will need me.

I have advised them to find some very large hairdryers and get to work.

They are not amused.

Nevertheless, I am resolute. I don't do snow.

Comments

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

What the heck are you now, a Californian??

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

FINALLY!!! Do you have any idea how long I've been wondering whether I was the only person on the planet who absolutely hates, loathes, detests, despises (okay, self, put the thesaurus down) that icky white stuff? YAY! It's not just me!

...This had a point when I started typing it, but be frigged if I can remember what it was.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Everyone says snow is shiny and lovely. They are wrong.

[lightandashes.livejournal.com]

They're not *entirely* wrong. Snow can be shiny and lovely--when it's someplace ELSE.

[home-of-usher.livejournal.com]

gaaahahaa! I was gonna say that. only 'oh so Sparky is Californian now.' ;-P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Californian?! That would be, like, totally weird an' stuff?! I would, like, hvae to die my hair blonde and, like, glue my ear to a cell phone?! And I'd have to, like, squee?! And, like, pointless emphasise stuff!?



Snow is evil. It is cold rain that hangs around.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Californian? Like, no way dude!? That would be, like, so Gnarly and stuff?!

[home-of-usher.livejournal.com]

dude, I'm so gnna punch you if we ever meet. ;-P

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

heeeeee... :)

[sethgraham.livejournal.com]

Sorry I'm kinda commenting randomly way back in the archives, but I came across your journal and enjoyed your writing.

That being said, I love snow. I can't wait to be done with college so I can move farther North. It's not that I enjoy how wet it can make you, or how miserable it can be to drive in it, there's just something really invigorating about it. It's like the bitter taste of coffee, kinda.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

You can have my snow. I'm sure I get extra snow rations.