There is snow

[sparkindarkness]

There is snow.

I don't do snow. Ever. For any reason. Snow is abomination.

I will not leave this house until all the nasty white stuff has melted.

I have informed work, family and world that this is how things are going to be.

Many of them have informed me that it is necessary for me to go outside even if there is snow.

I disagreed.

Some have said that they will need me.

I have advised them to find some very large hairdryers and get to work.

They are not amused.

Nevertheless, I am resolute. I don't do snow.