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[sparkindarkness]

I have plague.

Am not a gentile, retiring, enduring person when ill.

I do not take meds.

I suffer and make sure everyone else around me suffers.

I have lost my voice, lost all sense of taste and smell, haven't eaten for 2 days, am lethargic, have aching head and joints, a throat that feels like sandpaper, a cough like an industrial drill and constant sneezing. I haven't slept for 2 days, I get dizzy and nauseous. I have a fever.

I am not a happy bunny.

Comments

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, gods, sorry. My roommate has been stumbling around hacking up various organs and complaining about the migrating goo in his various head passageways for two weeks now. It's weird how this stuff gets around even between continents.

When you can eat again, have plenty of soup and OJ. Good for plague bunnies.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Oh, that has to be the grossest way of describing disease EVER. And that includes clinical descriptions of the Ebola virus.

I'm supposed to consume ex-sportsmen? Is this some kind of new medicine?

[gnarlycranium.livejournal.com]

Orange Juice!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

OOOOHHHH.

Can I consume BJ instead?




What? I like Banana juice (well, smoothies)

oh joy. to be the carrier of NuEbola^tm ^.~

[loralai.livejournal.com]

~huggles~ poor baby...

i always used to joke that if the FBI took swab sambles of my colds they would have a viable biological weapon...

sorry i haven't been around much lately (and i will comment on the LKH rant...eventually). you been ok other than the miserable cold?

Re: oh joy. to be the carrier of NuEbola^tm ^.~

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

There is no way to swab this mess without dying horribly. By suicide.

Generally Ok, but that's because squishiness takes over everything