GRRR

[sparkindarkness]

My boyfriend has hidden my hair brush.

He has done this for two days now.

My hair has already eaten two combs. One of which it has not spat out.

I am not happy.

I must now torture him until he relinquishes the brush.

Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Is there a particular reason he's hidden your hairbrush? I thought he *liked* your hair? Why would he do something that could possibly result in you have to cut it off? ::shockhorror::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

He does like my hair, and knows I'll never cut it. He just delights in being a pain sometimes - I think he's been posessed by some mischevious faery that delights in naughty mischief. Hmm... maybe that's it. Only one way to find out *looks for pointy iron things*

[meridae.livejournal.com]

So, did you actually manage to find your hairbrush? And did you paddle your beloved's backside with it when you did? ::leers::

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I found it! Stuffed under the bed. HE claims I just dropped it and lost it, but we all know that's a lie.

And beloved is now suitably chastened

[meridae.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you appreciate the importance of maintaining an appropriate atmosphere of discipline and authority in your relationship. I'm sure your beloved appreciates it too! Hope you put the hairbrush to good use once you found it . . . hehehehe.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Heee, I'll be careful at endorsing that given the more usual roles we both follow :)

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

I must now torture him until he relinquishes the brush.

now there's the clever boyfriend. ;)

[ephemera.livejournal.com]

I was going to say 'but why would he ...' and then it all became clear ;)

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Why, everyone who reads this journal seems to think I'm a hopeless addict to extreme kink and not-rightness!

Awww, y'all know me so well.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

He could just ASK. I mean, he knows I'm more than willing. Hey he doesn't even have to ask usually :) It's not like "hey would you like to toture me for a couple of hours/days," is even all that unusual compared to most of our conversation!

Besides, he's supposed to be a dominant. Cursed switches, always leave my head spinning.

And no, I haven't lost the brush and am looking for an excuse either :p

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

aw, but switching is fun!

Uh huh. I'm positive that would never happen. =|

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Of course not, I am far above such. Even if he is accusing me of just loosing the wretched thing. A complete lie of course. Naturally.

And switching is very very fun. :)

[phoenix-fawn6.livejournal.com]

Um, why?
Or maybe that question should be, what did you do to deserve that kind of punishment?

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

I don't know why. First, I'll have to torture the brush's location out of him. Then I'll have to torture him for punishment. Then I'll torture him for an answer to the 'why' question. *sigh* busy busy.

If I'd done something to annoy him, I'm sure he'd be more direct.