Poor cat - shaaaame on her

[sparkindarkness]

*relaxing in living room with patio doors wide open*

*cat runs in as fast as she can and rockets upstairs*

*blackbird flies in behind her, buzzes round the room then flies out again*

Beloved: Uh... I think our cat just got chased by a bird.

Sparky: Ye gods, I'm embarrassed on her behalf. Do you hear me, Socks?! Shame on you, fail cat!

Beloved: Call yourself a predator?

*Cat is hiding under the covers on our bed*

*Bird hops around on patio just outside the doors*

Beloved: It's just mocking her now.