Yes, we have teh silly

[sparkindarkness]

Sparky: *reading through huge amounts of feeds comes across discussion of the sexiness of British accents*
Beloved: What’s that?
Sparky: Some people love the way we talk to a... disturbing degree.
Beloved: heh
Sparky: I like this one - a snarky idea for a vibrator with a British accent.
Beloved: DING! There’s the disturbing
Sparky: Hey it has marketing potential - think we could produce a whole range with regional variations?
Beloved: A Geordie dildo that yells “Wayai man” at the right time?
Sparky: How about a Glaswegian one? It could swear incomprehensibly at you until you come?
Beloved: What about a Brummie vibrator?
Sparky: Ugh, I’m open to all kinks - but anyone who gets off on a Brummie accent is a sick sick person.

Yes, we can be very very silly. I totally blame Beloved, of course.