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sparkindarknessOh and the Pope would like you to know that gay marriage is an attack on creation.
Attack on CREATION.
*starts to get mortally offended* *fails* I’m sorry, but I just can’t, it’s just too funny. I mean, seriously an attack on ALL CREATION?! How do you straight people even sleep at night? I mean, we’re out there THREATENING ALL CREATION! MUAHAHAH! Why aren’t you hiding under your beds cowering and whimpering? The gays are coming the gays are coming! And they’re ATTACKING CREATION!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You’re DOOOOOMED, you’re all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I need to practice my evil laugh more.
Added bonus is he considered this part of his ENVIRONMENTAL message! Hey, we’re POLLUTION now in the eyes of the Catholic Church. I’m totally calling global warming. But, see, it’s relevant because he’s referring to species that are endangered or under threat. You get that? We’re endangering the human race! The human species is under threat. We’re gonna drive you to extinction.
Damn why didn’t anyone TELL me we were supervillains? I don’t have a costume or a theme song or anything?! And minions! Someone get me some minions and a lair with a dubious self-destruct button and methods of executing extremely cool British spies in convoluted and implausible ways.
Now I must decide - sharks or piranha, sharks or piranha?
Attack on CREATION.
*starts to get mortally offended* *fails* I’m sorry, but I just can’t, it’s just too funny. I mean, seriously an attack on ALL CREATION?! How do you straight people even sleep at night? I mean, we’re out there THREATENING ALL CREATION! MUAHAHAH! Why aren’t you hiding under your beds cowering and whimpering? The gays are coming the gays are coming! And they’re ATTACKING CREATION!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You’re DOOOOOMED, you’re all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I need to practice my evil laugh more.
Added bonus is he considered this part of his ENVIRONMENTAL message! Hey, we’re POLLUTION now in the eyes of the Catholic Church. I’m totally calling global warming. But, see, it’s relevant because he’s referring to species that are endangered or under threat. You get that? We’re endangering the human race! The human species is under threat. We’re gonna drive you to extinction.
Damn why didn’t anyone TELL me we were supervillains? I don’t have a costume or a theme song or anything?! And minions! Someone get me some minions and a lair with a dubious self-destruct button and methods of executing extremely cool British spies in convoluted and implausible ways.
Now I must decide - sharks or piranha, sharks or piranha?