Necessary precautions to take in the event of snow

[sparkindarkness]

Beloved: *who has been ACCIDENTALLY locked out, speaking through letter box* can I come back in?
Sparky: Hmmm, empty your pockets
Beloved: *empties pockets. Snow balls fall out*
Sparky: Uh-huh, take off your jacket.
Beloved: *removes jacket. more snowballs are jetisoned*
Sparky: And the shirt.
Beloved: Awww c'mon
Sparky: Shirt.
Beloved: *grumbles* *removes shirt, more snowballs tumble*
Sparky: Lean against the door frame, legs spread
Beloved: Should we really be having sex games on our doorstep?
Sparky: *glare*
Beloved: FINE
Sparky: *cautiously approaches and searches Beloved. 4 more snowballs are found*
Sparky: Get in the house. I'm locking you in.


I'm going to have to spend all day watching him. yes yes I am