Vatican condemans Twilight
Nov. 21st, 2009 01:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessThe Roman Catholic Church has condemned the Twilight Series of books
For once I thought I'd finally found common ground with the Catholic church! Yes, such writing should be declared an offence to all mankind!
But no. Apparently it is condemned for "deviant moral values." Wait... aren't these the "mate for life, no sex-before marriage" vampires?
It's like they're TRING to become less relevent in the modern world!
But there has been a terrible side effect from this.
*urge to read Twilight rising* Gods protect me...
I'm also kind of waiting for Anne Rice to fly out to the Vatican and start screaming "where's MY condemnation, arsehole?!"
For once I thought I'd finally found common ground with the Catholic church! Yes, such writing should be declared an offence to all mankind!
But no. Apparently it is condemned for "deviant moral values." Wait... aren't these the "mate for life, no sex-before marriage" vampires?
It's like they're TRING to become less relevent in the modern world!
But there has been a terrible side effect from this.
*urge to read Twilight rising* Gods protect me...
I'm also kind of waiting for Anne Rice to fly out to the Vatican and start screaming "where's MY condemnation, arsehole?!"