Feah the powah of gay sex0ring!
Nov. 5th, 2009 01:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sparkindarknessOr at least that's what a cab driver did when he decided to kick a gay couple out of his tax for hugging. HUGGING.
He feared they were about to have sex!!!!!! (ZOMG SAVE US!) Because everyone knows us homos are 10 seconds away from sexoring at ALL times. Gods forbid a gay couple could hold hands or hug or kiss and it not be a prelude to getting it on.
Their displays of affection terrified him so much he had to eject them. He claims (though they dispute) that he said they could stay if they DIDN'T TOUCH EACH OTHER.
What... you... I don't even... NO?!
He feared they were about to have sex!!!!!! (ZOMG SAVE US!) Because everyone knows us homos are 10 seconds away from sexoring at ALL times. Gods forbid a gay couple could hold hands or hug or kiss and it not be a prelude to getting it on.
Their displays of affection terrified him so much he had to eject them. He claims (though they dispute) that he said they could stay if they DIDN'T TOUCH EACH OTHER.
What... you... I don't even... NO?!