In other news

[sparkindarkness]

This is such a wonderful/bad idea (well aside from the brief snark at multiple women and 1 man). NB: poss unsafe for work if the markets are low!

Though it probably says terrible things about me that I can't quite banish the little *GLEE!" response when stock markets tick down...

And my brain is breaking with the "What?! They're near naked now?! Damn what happened!? YUMMEH!"