Nomnomnom

I had a bakingfest today (yes, I had a family fool moment, always makes me bake)

So now I have apple cake, chocolate Victoria sponge cake, a date and walnut loaf and a Great Big Artery Death chocolate Rum cake. And bread – real real real bread.

So I announce I’m not cooking tonight, I is TIRED from baking all day

Beloved will cook… except I want to live. So vetoed.

And we had take away

Beloved: Gorgeous meaty calzone!

Sparky: *raises eyebrow*

Beloved: uh, I mean naughty, bad calzone, that tastes like ashes in my mouth, oh the horror of such bad food that does not match Sparky’s in any way!

Sparky: Nice recovery.
Beloved: what did you get?
Sparky: Oh a salad…

Beloved: A salad? You?

Sparky: yeah, you know me – healthy eating and all

*sneaks donner meat Kebab from hiding place* ooooh soo unhealthily goood

Beloved: Interesting salad there…

Sparky: Hey no sneaking up on me -go back to your ash calzone

Beloved: Uh-huh I just wanted to check your “salad”

Sparky: There’s salad in it, damn it.

Beloved: yeah – you realise the centre of those meat towers are like salmonella central?

Sparky: I don’t care, it’s worth it *nomnomnom*

Beloved: Bah, you don’t get to complain about my cooking EVER AGAIN.