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that can compare with the scourge of...
MANFLU!
I am afflicted. So low have I been brought that lepers weep in pity for me. The shades of those who have fallen to the black death swirl around my bedside gasping a wailing at the suffering I must endure. Truly no-one in the history of mankind has ever suffered so poignlently, has ever endured so gracefully or has ever stoicly withstood such horrendous affliction
However, I am comforted by the knowledge that I rest in the warm and tender affections of my loving partner in this time of trial
Beloved: AARGH you're SICK?! Get away! Get away! *runs to bathroom and starts scrubbing* UNCLEAN UNCLEAN! Stay away from me! Take the sheets out into the garden and burn them! Without touching anything!
Really, in the face of such overhwelmingly sympathetic love and support, what am I to do?
Clearly, I must work on being more pitiful *practices feeble groan* getting better, just need a little more failty.
MANFLU!
I am afflicted. So low have I been brought that lepers weep in pity for me. The shades of those who have fallen to the black death swirl around my bedside gasping a wailing at the suffering I must endure. Truly no-one in the history of mankind has ever suffered so poignlently, has ever endured so gracefully or has ever stoicly withstood such horrendous affliction
However, I am comforted by the knowledge that I rest in the warm and tender affections of my loving partner in this time of trial
Beloved: AARGH you're SICK?! Get away! Get away! *runs to bathroom and starts scrubbing* UNCLEAN UNCLEAN! Stay away from me! Take the sheets out into the garden and burn them! Without touching anything!
Really, in the face of such overhwelmingly sympathetic love and support, what am I to do?
Clearly, I must work on being more pitiful *practices feeble groan* getting better, just need a little more failty.