Ah roleplay craziness

Me: So you created a lawyer?
J: Yep, of the firm "Suckem, Bleedem and Dry." I'm Mr. Dry.
Me: Sucken Bleedem and Dry?
J: Hey, we're lawyers, seems appropriate
Me: *cough* AHEM?
J: Errr... I meant vampires
R: Same difference.
J: True, does he actually have a reflection?
M: Stay back! *waves garlic bread in the absence of any crucifix but in the fortuitous presence of pizza.*
Me: I'm going to sue all of you, you do know that don't you?