Eurovision

I didn't watch the thing but caught up on the songs through the net since it avoids the drivel and gets me straight to the laughter part

Wow....

Seriously... wow

I feel like they must be breaking some pollution laws for releasing this stuff onto the airwaves. That was DIRE. Seriously seriously dire.


There is not enough alcohol in the house to deal with this. There is not enough alcohol in all of Yorkshire for this! I need emergency shipments from Scotland - send whiskey, for the love of gods!

I'll probably post more detail when my head hurts less.

OW!

Eurovision - the more detailed version

After a night where my brain stopped running in terror I am able to comment in more detail. My memory is fresh - or maybe the flashbacks just make this easy.

And apparently Ukraine came second - this is proof that NO-ONE in ALL Europe takes this stuff seriously and you almost feel sorry for the genuine music from people and countries that do

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Why, whyyyy? Why did I not trust my memories?

I alwasy do this. I see something so abysmal and can't believe it. I have to watch it again to see if it was REALLY that bad. This is why I still have the DVD of Vampire Wars *shudder*

I watched the Ukraine entry again

There is not enough crack in the world

For those of you who saved themselves

Because I would hate to think some people in the world managed to escape the madness - some Eurovision clips courtesy of wonderful Youtube

Now, you know you shouldn't click. You know you mustn't. And you know you're going to! MUHAHAHAHA!


Armenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtyTpZ8rT7s
Belarus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWDbLJNb1j0
Bosnia Herzgovina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht-LSZBO9is
Bulgaria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdhMDLVlGMg
Finland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7j1CAP3Xqc
France: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F59JLAMah4Q
Geogria: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPYU9phAbE0
Germany: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1pWn3qUgVg
Greece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N52gQc1embQ
Hungary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHPMae29iOw
Latvia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SXzLCSH3Ck
Lithuania: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1vErDb9Zu8
Ireland: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlGREikBRA
Macedonia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTZoDdH8fG0
Moldova: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfymDcGZpqY
Romania: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPkujr9YCI
Russia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXk18RdxPZM
Serbia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jrL4FZXDu8
Slovenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YhrQTuJAdo
Spain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_evYD8A5gWk
Sweden: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oKXIAqwujo
Turkey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my3WcSBGpro
UK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDLZLsQA4lQ
Ukraine's madness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmAO9NUjNW4


Suffer oh people, suffer!