Random clubbing reports

So I stirred my hermit self out last night for much fun and extra snark, straight pubs and gay clubs, all is good :)

And we got to break a straight boy, which is always fun :)

F (my wonderful, big breasted female friend and coven mate): *paws at her cleavage* Hmmm, do you think that I have something there, Sparky?
Me: In what way? *sticks head in cleavage*
F: There *indicates, parts clothing some more*
Me: *stares, gets closer* hmm, I don’t see anything.
F: Is it a lump? Can you feel it?
Me: *hand in cleavage, prod grope squeeze* I don’t think so
f: No further down
Me: *more prodding, squeezing and rubbing* still no
F: Compare it with the other one
Me: *more prodding and squeezing* I really don’t feel anything
F: Sure?
Me: *more prodding of both breasts* Sure, maybe you’d better get them checked just in case if you feel it
T (male straight friend who is watching with jaw on table): guh, you guys are just EVIL.

Her cleavage is totally wasted on me :)

It's evvvil, EVVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL, I tell you!

Me: *type type*
Daemon: *error messsage* MUHAHA! PWNED MEATLING!
Me: What?
Daemon: Error, unable to connect to Ad.doubleclick.net
Me: Good *cancel*
Daemon: REPEAT: Error, unable to connect to Ad.doubleclick.net
Me: I don't want to connect *cancel*
Daemon: ERROR ERROR BLOODY ERROR DAMN IT!
Me: It's spam, you don't want to open the spam pop-up
Daemon: You will connect to thiss Spam and LIKE it Meatling
Me: *growl* don't make me adcheck you
Daemon: Bring it, Meatling


I hate this computer *slap* maybe I need to buy a new one

Random clubbing note #2

Moving to a gay bar after the straight club (because straight friend was a lightweight who went home early, and I like this place)

But there is something that consistantly spoils it


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