We are calling a priest
Jun. 12th, 2006 10:50 amFor reasons unknown beloved's sister has sent us a CD.
This CD is called "The best of 70s Disco".
Admittedly coherent thought took a while to return after the panic attack but we're trying to decide why she would do this to us.
As far as we are aware, she has no reason to kill us, so this being an assassination attempt/attempt to scar our minds for life seems unlikely. Besides, the use of bad 70s music in warfare has been banned by international treaty along nuclear weapons, sarin gas, Margaret Thatcher and small oozy children.
We have had to come to the painful conclusion that it may just be possible that she... LIKES this music and wished to share it with us?
Fear not good people, we will not leave her in the devil's grasp! We have called a priest, 3 nuns and have ordered a whole lot of ear muffs! She will be exorcised of this evil. *thunder clap* And may god have mercy on her soul.
This CD is called "The best of 70s Disco".
Admittedly coherent thought took a while to return after the panic attack but we're trying to decide why she would do this to us.
As far as we are aware, she has no reason to kill us, so this being an assassination attempt/attempt to scar our minds for life seems unlikely. Besides, the use of bad 70s music in warfare has been banned by international treaty along nuclear weapons, sarin gas, Margaret Thatcher and small oozy children.
We have had to come to the painful conclusion that it may just be possible that she... LIKES this music and wished to share it with us?
Fear not good people, we will not leave her in the devil's grasp! We have called a priest, 3 nuns and have ordered a whole lot of ear muffs! She will be exorcised of this evil. *thunder clap* And may god have mercy on her soul.