We are calling a priest

[sparkindarkness]

For reasons unknown beloved's sister has sent us a CD.

This CD is called "The best of 70s Disco".

Admittedly coherent thought took a while to return after the panic attack but we're trying to decide why she would do this to us.

As far as we are aware, she has no reason to kill us, so this being an assassination attempt/attempt to scar our minds for life seems unlikely. Besides, the use of bad 70s music in warfare has been banned by international treaty along nuclear weapons, sarin gas, Margaret Thatcher and small oozy children.

We have had to come to the painful conclusion that it may just be possible that she... LIKES this music and wished to share it with us?


Fear not good people, we will not leave her in the devil's grasp! We have called a priest, 3 nuns and have ordered a whole lot of ear muffs! She will be exorcised of this evil. *thunder clap* And may god have mercy on her soul.

Comments

[meridae.livejournal.com]

Oh silly you - the answer to this conundrum is really quite easy. She's sent it to you as a training tool for the hounds - to whip them up into a vicious, blood thirsty frenzy whenever you play it!

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

The RSPCA will arrest me if I do that! And rightly so!

[klgaffney.livejournal.com]

for god's sakes, man, don't touch it--leave it to a professional audio waste management team.

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

They've called in the emergency team. The police had to leave three terrorist threats, an attempt on the Queen's life and a guy who was jumping off a bridge but this took priority

[thisdaydreamer.livejournal.com]

Gag gift? I once gave one of my managers the Wilson Phillips Christmas CD when I got tired of hearing him beg for music gifts over the holidays.

Poor guy couldn't even give it away. *evil grin*

[sparkindarkness.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can dis[pose of it at a charity shop...

but the last one we tried the Nun came running out of the shop Million-Dollar Man style and managed to dunk it through our widnow before we could speed away