I just got assaulted by a hairdresser!
Mar. 1st, 2006 10:37 pmSo b/f moseyed to the hairdressers today. I kind of followed for the expensive coffee and to make catty comments (and the fact they serve wine and expensive coffee tells you just how overpriced this place is). I do this quite frequently mainly because it annoys b/f in a cute way :) I can never understand why he goes to this place (and even has a regular stylist) when he only EVER gets a trim and temporary colour.
So I ensconce myself and sip my latte and twit him about his colour choices when I hear a snarling roar behind me. I turn and am confronted by a petite rage filled hairdresser
Hairdresser: YOU!
Me: Me?
Hairdresser: Are you waiting for someone to be free? (hah, like they take anyone without appointment)
Me: No... just waiting for him *points at boyfriend busily involving himself with crimson streaks and golden highlights* (oh dear, I was expecting to be evicted for freeloading coffee)
Hairdresser: Why?! You come here EVERY time he does and never get anything?!
Me: sorry... do you want me to leave?
Hairdresser: NO! Do you have any idea how many men we get in here with hair below their waists?
Me: No..
Hairdresser: And do you know how many men with long hair actually have GOOD hair and not straggly messes who come in here?
Me: errr... no...
Hairdresser: NONE, that's how many! And you come in with that hair and won't let any of us play with it!
B/f: *collapses laughing*
Me: *glares at them all* he put you up to this, didn't he?
They say not, but they all grinned. Curse him diffusing my attempts to mock him.
But I had my revenge! He had to wait while I got interesting stripy hair :)
So I ensconce myself and sip my latte and twit him about his colour choices when I hear a snarling roar behind me. I turn and am confronted by a petite rage filled hairdresser
Hairdresser: YOU!
Me: Me?
Hairdresser: Are you waiting for someone to be free? (hah, like they take anyone without appointment)
Me: No... just waiting for him *points at boyfriend busily involving himself with crimson streaks and golden highlights* (oh dear, I was expecting to be evicted for freeloading coffee)
Hairdresser: Why?! You come here EVERY time he does and never get anything?!
Me: sorry... do you want me to leave?
Hairdresser: NO! Do you have any idea how many men we get in here with hair below their waists?
Me: No..
Hairdresser: And do you know how many men with long hair actually have GOOD hair and not straggly messes who come in here?
Me: errr... no...
Hairdresser: NONE, that's how many! And you come in with that hair and won't let any of us play with it!
B/f: *collapses laughing*
Me: *glares at them all* he put you up to this, didn't he?
They say not, but they all grinned. Curse him diffusing my attempts to mock him.
But I had my revenge! He had to wait while I got interesting stripy hair :)