Dec. 17th, 2004
Just to rub in a little salt
Dec. 17th, 2004 10:50 amI wish to declare that I have finished ALL my Christmas shopping.
That's right, while everyone else is still battling the evil shops of doom with their eternally looped evil Christmas songs of insanity, running from booth to booth in freezing conditions, clutching three times their own weight in packages while being jostled by a near crowd disaster worth of people; I will be sat at home, snuggly warm, content with the pile of packages all ready.
So, while frost bitten, brusied, harried and your mind being slowly melted, do remember me in my blissful comfort :)
That's right, while everyone else is still battling the evil shops of doom with their eternally looped evil Christmas songs of insanity, running from booth to booth in freezing conditions, clutching three times their own weight in packages while being jostled by a near crowd disaster worth of people; I will be sat at home, snuggly warm, content with the pile of packages all ready.
So, while frost bitten, brusied, harried and your mind being slowly melted, do remember me in my blissful comfort :)